Another club story.
Last night I was doing a tennis drill with a woman instructor and only one other player, also a woman.
Everytime I tried to run I was farting uncontrollably.
There was a haze hanging in the bubble by the time we were done.
Another club story.
Last night I was doing a tennis drill with a woman instructor and only one other player, also a woman.
Everytime I tried to run I was farting uncontrollably.
There was a haze hanging in the bubble by the time we were done.
I hate that.
omigod; that’s funny.
That. Is. Hilarious. You tell the best little stories about women, tennis, and gas.
-matt
bahahaha
you should have tried to light one, the ladies love that.
you are sexy like fire, old man.
hahaha! you’re a methane madman
oh my.
What more could a woman want in man? Tell me.
🙂
lisa
That’s great ! That’s how you can get more excelleration. Besides, you still have full of gas. Beat the young !
ha ha
ROCKET BOOSTERS!!!!
then you say “That’s right ladies, its a burst of extra speed!”
Ah, norse goddess. Compliments will get you everywhere.
What’s for dinner?
lisa
Bwahahaha
Wait, it’s hard to breathe around here.
lol!
Come on, we need more fart stories!
-matt
oh where oh where art my fart-meister gone?
~lisa