This is so typically Bob.
I met a very attractive young woman that’s working temporarally in our office. I’d heard her spoken of and thought I new her name. She asked me what my last name was and made some comment about me being a legend, and I said something like that and “you’re (last name is) Fox”
She got a wierd expression on her face and said, “I’m a fox?” Well she is but that’s not really the thing to say to someone in the corporate (stick up the ass) environment.
I replied, “You’re name, Samantha Fox, right?”
“Um, that’s an eighties porn star.”
Well at least I got the Samantha part right! That goes on the ten top most embarrassing moments. Nothing like getting wood while giving a speech in front of the class in sixth grade though.
And I never got to ask her about the legend thing.