Bill Benson, if you’re reading this, feel free to refute
my assertion that I wasn’t a very good basketball player.

Eavesdrop:
Telephone conversation heard over the cube wall:
“Hello”
pause
“Really!”
pause
“Did she poop?”

I’m so excited! My digital camera should arrive today!
Gophers beat Northwestern 72-40.
They are only 600 tickets shy of selling out the Barn for the Iowa game on Sunday!