“It’s a dog eat dog world and I’m wearin’ Milk Bone underwear.”

All the hilarious comments have cheered me up immensely and perhaps prevented a murder.

12 thoughts on “

  1. If you switch to peanut butter underwear there’s considerably less chance of something getting bitten off.

  2. bitten off, licked off, it’s all unfortunate, and in the end, you have no penis and really fucking weird taste in undergarments.

  3. Humor is good, even if many mogrels are munching your butt.

    I will stay away from the penis jokes though!

  4. That’s pretty strange I see that quote written today, because YESTERDAY I happened to hear it while watching some 80’s special on VH1.  Neat-o. 

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